Wanted: Millionaire
Since I have decided my next car will be a Maybach 62 (see pics below) I am now taking applications from millionaires wishing to bankroll me.
I am fairly to please. My only stipulations are:
You WILL leave the toilet seat DOWN and
You will NOT expect sex in return.
There will be no negotiating on these two items.
I am fairly to please. My only stipulations are:
You WILL leave the toilet seat DOWN and
You will NOT expect sex in return.
There will be no negotiating on these two items.
posted by Mushster at 10:36 am
10 Comments:
Looking good. :) And it's not an Antichrist car (Saab), so goooooooo girl. :D
Mush,
I think it's only fair to expect some Quid Pro Quo for leaving the toilet seat in the proper alignment (grins). Still, I think I'd take the Bentley Flying Spur over the Maybach. I have to admit that the Maybach's interior is impressive, but it's a bit of a whale, I think. Still, it's good to aspire to something. Good luck with that millionaire thing. Tell me how it turns out, and maybe share a few tips. I could use a rich female benefactor to keep me pampered.
QM ~ If I get any applications from a sugarmummy I'm open to negotiation ;)
Jess ~ Antichrist car? hehe
Firehawk ~ If the toilet seat is left down I'll let him drive me around ;)
I just had a look at the Bentley and it is very nice indeedy but horror of horrors, it doesn't have a fridge in the back for my champers and strawberries.
I'll let you know how it goes ;)
You lost me at You will NOT expect sex ^_^
Mornin' Mushy :)
Read the choices game and you will understand, gemmy wemmy. ;)
Hehe Mornin' Seamy, Consider a sex change op and we can negotiate ;)
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On my way Jess >>>>>>>>>>>
I'm afraid other's might object strenuously!!! :)
Now see, this is why I've given up men, you're all so difficult ;)
Bwahahahahaha!
Yeah, but some of us are pretty cute!!! :)
Yeah, the Buffledog is :p
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