Picture this ...
A room full of 100 nekkid people and me in a snowsuit, complete with mask, goggles (or whatever they're called), gloves - not a smidgeon of skin showing anywhere - and one evil mosquito.
Picturing it? Got the gist of it? Ok!
Guess what that little sucker is going to do?
It's going to dive kamikazi-style RIGHT - AT - ME!!!!
I will be the only person in that room full of butt-nekkid people to leave covered in mossie bites.
So, if you're having a party and want to keep the little fuckers at bay, invite me.
Now I'm off to find some cream before I rip myself to pieces.
Picturing it? Got the gist of it? Ok!
Guess what that little sucker is going to do?
It's going to dive kamikazi-style RIGHT - AT - ME!!!!
I will be the only person in that room full of butt-nekkid people to leave covered in mossie bites.
So, if you're having a party and want to keep the little fuckers at bay, invite me.
Now I'm off to find some cream before I rip myself to pieces.
posted by Mushster at 9:06 am
2 Comments:
Oh my god! That is like me too! The mosquitoes love me. Not only that but I get giant red welts when they bite me.
Unfair!!
Yaay, I'm not alone. I have so many on my feet at the moment that I look like elephant woman and anything that touches them sends me into an itching frenzy!
It drives me insane ... oh wait, I already was insane.
Yes! Very, very unfair!
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