The Truth ...
The whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me God ...
Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. (I do this. It works, trust me) ;)
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts".
So, go forth and eat choccie, you have my permission. :)
Chocolate is a Vegetable: Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar CANE or sugar BEETS. Both are plants, which places them in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable.
To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are health food.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating too slowly.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car.The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite, and you'll eat less. (I do this. It works, trust me) ;)
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't that handy?
REMEMBER: "Stressed" spelled backward is "desserts".
So, go forth and eat choccie, you have my permission. :)
posted by Mushster at 11:17 am
4 Comments:
Woman, I LOVE your logic. LMAO!! Im off to the store now. ;)
Hi Mush,
I haven't been around in a while, but I see you've been leading an eventful life.
They call them cocoa beans, but I wonder if they're nuts, actually. Where do we put nuts in the food triangle? Are they vegetables or grains?
I'm with you on the health food angle. Putting it first on the list for the day's tasks is also brilliant. Anyway, have a good day.
Yea! for chocolate! What a great way to look at it.
(And yea! Muse is here!)
hehe Muse, nothing better than coffee and chocolate for brekkie so I hope you bought enough to share ;)
Hiya Firehawk, nice to see you again. I've been over to your place too and see that you're still writing wonderful stuff! Me, well, eventful yes, but give me a boring life any day lol.
Well now nuts are protein and nuts are yummmmm covered in chocolate so, therefore they can also give you your daily protein intake :)
(I was so good then, I almost said something rude lol).
Flyyyy, try choccie covered vegemite hehehe ;)
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